Jokes of the day ...

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A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.


A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!"


The earthquake in Washington was probably the government’s fault.


Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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