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What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics
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Why was the little cookie sad?
Because his parents were a wafer so long.
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Books about antigravity are impossible to put down.
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How much do you pay for dead batteries?
Nothing, they're free of charge.
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and my new addition to my top 100 jokes:
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
A: Aware wolf.
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