Jokes of the day

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In some places fog will never be mist.


A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."


Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.


What grows up while growing down?

A goose.


I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.


An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

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