Jokes of the day

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At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"


Where did the king put his armies?


In his sleevies.


I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.


A tattoo artist has designs on his clients.


Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.


I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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