Jokes of the day

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What day of the year is a command to go forward?

March 4th.



What is the difference between a miser and a canary?

One's a little cheap and the other is a little cheeper.



I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing.


Bakers share their bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.


Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.


Nylons give women a run for their money.

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