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Q: What is a monster’s favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet!
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Q: Who won the monster beauty pageant?
A: No one!
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Q: How did the monster cure his sore throat?
A: He spent all day gargoyling!
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Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash-n-wear wolf!
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Q: What do sea monsters eat for dinner?
A: Fish and ships!
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Q: What monster plays the most April Fools jokes?
A: Prankenstein!
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Q: What is a monster’s favorite drink?
A: Demonade!
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Q: What did the Yeti say to the doctor?
A: I feel abominable!
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Q: What did Frankenstein do when he lost his hand?
A: He went to the second hand shop!
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Q: Where did the monster go to have her hair done?
A: The ugly parlor!
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
Answer: An eggs-traterrestrial!
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