Saturday, October 13, 2018

Jokes of the day ....

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Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.


Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll.


Ninety eight percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.


What do you call a train loaded with toffee?

A chew chew train.



Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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