Thursday, April 7, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?


As far away as possible.


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What did the sardine call the submarine?


A can of people.


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What fish only swims at night?


A starfish.


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Why did the elephant leave the circus?


He was tired of working for peanuts.


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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"


Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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