Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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All mushrooms are edible. Some are edible only once.


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" I nearly got an A today in school!"


"How do you mean ‘nearly’?"


"The girl next to me got it."


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A peach is like an apple wearing a sweater.


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A competition was held for the weirdest names. The winner was Firstplace.


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" My girlfriend told me she’s going to leave me because I love poker more than her. I think she’s bluffing!"


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What does a mouse say when it sees a bat?


"Look, a guardian angel!"
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1 comment:

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