Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Jokes of the day ...

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What is the back door to a cafeteria called?


Bacteria!


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Mom: Peter, why didn't you eat your lunch?


Peter: I have been studying history since this morning.


Mom: So how did that prevent you from eating lunch?


Peter: It was full of dates!!


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Jack: Can you read Chinese?


James: Yes, if it’s written in English.


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A brown bear meets a polar bear.


Brown bear: "Man, what kind of soap do you use?"


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Two snakes are talking.


First snake: "Are we poisonous snakes?"


Second snake: "I don’t think so, why?"


First snake: "Thank goodness, I just bit my tongue!"


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