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Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
He asked them who the best composer was, and they all said "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
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Where does the general keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What did the snail tell the police about the accident after it was hit by a turtle?
"I don't know ... it all happened so fast!"
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What did 25 pennies say to 50 pennies?
Together we make a lot of cents!
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How does the ocean say hello?
It waves.
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