Sunday, April 10, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

.
.
.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?


He asked them who the best composer was, and they all said "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


=================


Where does the general keep his armies?


Up his sleevies


==============


What did the snail tell the police about the accident after it was hit by a turtle?


"I don't know ... it all happened so fast!"


==================


What did 25 pennies say to 50 pennies?


Together we make a lot of cents!


================


How does the ocean say hello?


It waves.


.
.
.

No comments:

Post a Comment