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Who can shave six times a day and still have a beard?
A barber
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe! Breathe!
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Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
It wanted to be a water melon.
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