Saturday, April 30, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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A turtle was bitten in the neck by a wasp.


He said: "Oh No! If it swells I'll have to spend the night outside!"


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Two horses were visiting a zoo. In front of the cage of zebras, they exclaim: - Look, here's where they keep the prisoners!


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The personal trainer was trying to get a sluggish client motivated. He said, " You walk slowly, you run slowly, you do push ups slowly. Is there something that you do fast?"


"Oh yes," the client said, " I tire quickly."


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Teacher - Peter, did your mother help you to do your homework?


Peter- No, no she didn't!


Teacher- Are you sure you are telling me the truth?


Peter - Yes, I'm sure. She did it alone.


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