Monday, April 11, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

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What did the zero say to the eight?


Nice belt!


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Why do ghosts make terrible liars?


You can see right through them!


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What goes up and down but never moves?


The stairs.


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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?


Bison.


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What kind of music do mummies listen to?


Wrap music.
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