Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?


A tyrannosauraus wreck!


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What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?


You can’t tuna fish.


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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?


Anything you like, he can’t hear you.


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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?


It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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