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Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat what bugs them!
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Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright
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What do you call cattle at a comedy show?
Laughing stock!
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Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
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What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!.
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Mornin' Love coming here...so much less drama, and love the jokes. BTW, The Hope Diamond isn't free...99¢
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