Joke of the Day ...

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(^_^) - New Dentist

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.


Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.


Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired distinguished elderly man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.


After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Northmont high school.

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Thunderbolt", he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?'

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, bald, wrinkled faced, pot bellied, gray-haired, decrepit, liver spotted old man  asked, "What did you teach?'


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