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Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
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There were two cows in a field. The first cow said moo" and the second cow said "baaaa."
The first cow asked the second cow, "Why did you say baaaa?"
The second cow said, "I’m learning a foreign language."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.
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