Joke of the Day ....

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(*_*) - Handyman husband

Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"...

Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"......

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
........."LAPTOP REALLY MESSED UP NOW."


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