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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment
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What kind of bird works at a construction site?
The crane!
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What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
A firequacker!
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What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?
Hip-Hop
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Did you hear the story about the peacock?
It's a beautiful tale!
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Two flies are on the window. Which one is the actor?
The one on the screen.
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