Monday, March 28, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?


One goes quick and the other goes quack!


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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?


A little hoarse.


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What's a horse's favorite sport?


Stable tennis.


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What do you give a sick horse?


Cough stirrup.


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Why do cowboys ride horses?


Because they're too heavy to carry!


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What did the horse say when it fell?


"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"


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