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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
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What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
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What do you give a sick horse?
Cough stirrup.
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Because they're too heavy to carry!
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What did the horse say when it fell?
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
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