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"Main's Law"
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
"Law of Drunkenness"
You can't fall off the floor.
"Law of Cybernetic Entomology"
There is always one more bug.
"Conway's Law"
In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person will be fired.
"Law of Probable Dispersal"
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
"Weiler's Law"
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
"The Law of Self Preservation"
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
"The Law of Common Sense"
Never accept a drink from a Poisoner.
"The Law of Avoiding Oversell"
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
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adore these and so true too
ReplyDeletehappy day to you
z
omg I finally could post to you. I have been unable to post for weeks. hope you are doing well and know I did not go into the void...yet.
ReplyDeletez
WOW so so happy to hear from you my dear Z!!! Don't let the free book stuff scare you, it's just another little hobby of mine! Love and Hugs!!!
ReplyDeleteno prob as we both adore books. the site would not let me post for some odd reason. no idea what was wrong. happy weekend to you
ReplyDeletez
Those weird glitches! Glad you can get back now!
ReplyDeleteah EA, back in time for more odd weather with return of snow! biggest flakes I have ever seen today.
ReplyDeletejust back from funeral... so it goes...obla dee obla da...right?! enjoyed today's jokes and shared them with others.
be well, and watch the floaty frozen bits as they descend upon us all...sums up my day now. hope you are able to focus on some nature to zone out too (in a good way that is)
z