Sunday, November 29, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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Why was the library so tall? 

It had lots of stories! 

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a woodworm! 

Really? What a boring life you have! 

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Why was the millipede late? 

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby sister! 

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What happened to the man who crossed his dog with a car?

He kept it in a barking lot!

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Kent

Kent who?

Kent you tell by my voice?

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“He was like Superman, but with fangs and oddly impaired morals.” 

― Patricia Briggs, River Marked

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The Mad Hatter: “Would you like some wine?”

Alice: “Yes…”

The Mad Hatter: “We haven’t any and you’re too young.”


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