Jokes and stuff

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Coach Finstock: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

from: Teen Wolf (1985)

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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it

~ Charles R. Swindoll

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one, but the bulb has to WANT to change.

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“Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?' 

'To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.' 

'The dog did nothing in the night-time.'

'That was the curious incident,' remarked Sherlock Holmes.” 

― Arthur Conan Doyle, Silver Blaze

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“Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.” 

― Charles M. Schulz

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“at any rate, there's no harm in trying.”

― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

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