Jokes and stuff

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Hyperbole - It's the BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(*?*) - Constant Speed

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. 

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. 

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. 

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. 

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. 

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? 

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Don't ride the  Merry Go Round when you are drunk.

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“Nothing is so common as the desire to be remarkable.”

― William Shakespeare

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"All generalizations are false."

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. -- Paul Anderson

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