Tuesday, January 5, 2021

Jokes and stuff




Why did dragons sleep through the day?

So they could fight knights! 


Why did the frog stop jumping? 

It was un-hoppy!


Why do vampire films have such large a cast? 

For all the bit parts! 


Why are goldfish orange? 

They got rusty! 


Why are leopards so bad at hide and seek? 

They are always spotted!


What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!


Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars? 

Because one is always in a tree yelling “caw caw”!


“Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time” ~ Edwin P. Whipple




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