Tuesday, January 5, 2021

Jokes and stuff

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Why did dragons sleep through the day?

So they could fight knights! 

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Why did the frog stop jumping? 

It was un-hoppy!

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Why do vampire films have such large a cast? 

For all the bit parts! 

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Why are goldfish orange? 

They got rusty! 

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Why are leopards so bad at hide and seek? 

They are always spotted!

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

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Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars? 

Because one is always in a tree yelling “caw caw”!

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“Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time” ~ Edwin P. Whipple


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