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"Book collecting is an obsession, an occupation, a disease, an addiction, a fascination, an absurdity, a fate. It is not a hobby. Those who do it must do it. Those who do not do it, think of it as a cousin of stamp collecting, a sister of the trophy cabinet, bastard of a sound bank account and a weak mind."
— Jeanette Winterson
Q. What's a cats favorite color?
A. Purr-ple
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What did the Mama Cow say to the Baby Cow?
It's pasture bedtime.
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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
― Yogi Berra
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What has a bottom on its top?
Your legs!
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What did one eye say to the other?
“Something between us smells!”
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