Friday, January 1, 2021

Jokes and stuff





What has wheels and a trunk but no engine? 

An elephant on roller skates!


Why do elephants never get rich? 

Because they work for peanuts!


Why are fish so easy to weigh?

Because they come with their own scales!


“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”

― George Carlin




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