Monday, January 4, 2021

Jokes and stuff




What happened to the man who crossed Darth Vader and a toad? 

He got Star Warts! 


Why did the banana go to the doctor? 

Because it wasn’t peeling well! 


Why did the bird go to the gift shop? 

Because he wanted a tweet! 


Why did the boy keep oiling the rat? 

Because it wouldn’t stop squeaking!


What fish like to come out at night?



What does a jelly fish have on its tummy? 

A jelly button!


There is no great loss without some small gain.




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