What happened to the man who crossed Darth Vader and a toad?
He got Star Warts!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Why did the bird go to the gift shop?
Because he wanted a tweet!
Why did the boy keep oiling the rat?
Because it wouldn’t stop squeaking!
What fish like to come out at night?
What does a jelly fish have on its tummy?
A jelly button!
There is no great loss without some small gain.