Thursday, April 25, 2019

Jokes of the day

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s great with its vocabulary?

A: A thesaurus.

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Wife: I feel like I look old today. Can you please give me a compliment to brighten up my day?

Husband: You have excellent eyesight.

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Husband: Hello 911? I think my wife is about to give birth, I don’t what to do!

911 Operator: Is this her first child?

Husband: No, this is her husband.

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Hey did you see the latest film about a hot dog vendor? I hear it was an Oscar Weiner.

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