Friday, April 12, 2019

Jokes of the day

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Where do private eye chickens come from?    

Hard-boiled eggs.

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What do you call a monkey that makes potato chips?  

A CHIPmonk

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?  

An egg roll.

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Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?

At the quack of dawn

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?  

An Investigator

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