Saturday, April 20, 2019

Jokes of the day

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A volunteer knocked on our door yesterday seeking a small donation for the community swimming pool. I gave him a pitcher of water.


Light travels faster than sound; this is why some people appear to be intelligent until they open their mouth.


My dad told me we shouldn’t dress for the job we have, but dress for the job we want. I turned up for my job interview dressed as a fairy princess.


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