Jokes of the day

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A bank teller asked a guy who was withdrawing cash. "How do you want the money?"

Man: "I want it very much."

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Passenger I don’t see the point of having schedules on train arrivals and departures if they are always late.

Conductor: If there wasn’t any schedule, you wouldn’t know that the train is not on time.

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Please call me a taxi."

"Okay, you're a taxi."

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A dyslexic guy once marched into a bra

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Do you want me to tell you a joke backwards?

Then start laughing!

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