Jokes of the day

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What do you call a flipped-over Easter Bunny?

Hop-side-down

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If a plane crashed on the border of the U.S. and Mexico, where would you bury the survivors?

Nowhere, you wouldn't bury survivors.

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What has eight legs and eight eyes?

Eight pirates.

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Have you heard the joke about the mail without a stamp?

Well, you probably wouldn't get it.

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