Monday, January 9, 2017

Jokes of the Day ...

Where’s the best area for catching flatfish?
Anywhere - there’s lots of plaices!
Where’s the best place to enjoy Halloween?
Lake Eerie!
Which animal is the best baseball player?
A bat!
Which animals howl when trees are chopped down?
Timberrrr wolves!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What kind of animal says zzzzub?
A bee flying backwards!
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
~ Douglas Adams

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