Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?
He was a dirty double crosser!
Why did the chicken, the turkey, the duck, and the goose all cross the road?
For some fowl reason!
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
It was an early bird!
Why did the chicken get in big trouble with his mom?
Because he used fowl language!
Where does a shark go on vacation?