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What happened to the man who crossed Darth Vader and a toad?
He got Star Warts!
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
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Why did the bird go to the gift shop?
Because he wanted a tweet!
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Why did the boy keep oiling the rat?
Because it wouldn’t stop squeaking!
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What fish like to come out at night?
Starfish!
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What does a jelly fish have on its tummy?
A jelly button!
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