Thursday, January 12, 2017

Jokes of the Day ....

Where do you find the most vampires in New York?
The Vampire State Building!
Where do you get microwaves?
Tiny beaches!
Doctor, doctor, I've a pain at the base of my back!
Let’s get to the bottom of this!
What does the cat like on his hot dogs!
What do cats like to eat?
“One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.”
Jack Handy

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