Jokes of the Day ...

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Why did dragons sleep through the day?
So they could fight knights!
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Why did the frog stop jumping?
It was un-hoppy!
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Why do vampire films have such large a cast?
For all the bit parts!
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Why are goldfish orange?
They got rusty!
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Why are leopards so bad at hide and seek?
They are always spotted!
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
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Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars?
Because one is always in a tree yelling “caw caw”!
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