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Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of drapes!
Pull yourself together!
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Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps disagreeing with me!
No they don't!
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Why do cows wear cowbells? Because their horns don't work.
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Old burglars never die they just steal away.
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An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.
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There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.
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What's a cow eating the grass in front of your home?
A lawn mooer.
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“How puzzling all these changes are! I'm never sure what I'm going to be, from one minute to another.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
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