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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good books lately?
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now!
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno that I'm out here, right?
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!
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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
So what?
I’m worried I might croak!
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What do frogs buy at the candy store?
Lolli-hops!
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She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
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What's Irish and sits on your deck?
Paddy O'Furniture.
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What happened to the man who ran through a screen door?
He strained himself.
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A mini-van.
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What do you call an American drawing?
A yankee doodle.
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What was the camel with no hump named?
Humphrey.
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“Why, there's hardly enough of me left to make ONE respectable person!”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
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