Friday, September 18, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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 Knock, Knock! 

Who's there? 

Botany. 

Botany who? 

Botany good books lately? 

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Knock, Knock! 

Who's there? 

Yacht! 

Yacht who? 

Yacht a know me by now!

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Knock, Knock! 

Who's there? 

Juno. 

Juno who? 

Juno that I'm out here, right? 

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Knock, Knock! 

Who's there? 

Says! 

Says who? 

Says me, that's who!

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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog! 

So what? 

I’m worried I might croak! 

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What do frogs buy at the candy store? 

Lolli-hops!

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She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

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What's Irish and sits on your deck?

Paddy O'Furniture.

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What happened to the man who ran through a screen door?

He strained himself.

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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

A mini-van.

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What do you call an American drawing?

A yankee doodle.

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What was the camel with no hump named?

Humphrey.

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“Why, there's hardly enough of me left to make ONE respectable person!”

― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland


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