Monday, December 3, 2018

Jokes of the day

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Which Star Wars’ character gradually disappeared?

Darth Fader!

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Which planet in the solar system did the alien crash land on?

Splaturn!

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“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”

― Terry Pratchett

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“Cross-country skiing is fine as long as you live in a small country.”

― Steven Wright

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“If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?”


― Steven Wright

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