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What's a chimney sweep's most common ailment?
The flue.
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Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
What are half-sized quartz watches? Pintz watches.
A baby seal walks into a bar.
"What can I get you?" asks the bartender.
"Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.
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Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
"Does your dog bite?" he asked.
"No." A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of the man's leg.
"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" he said indignantly.
The other guy replied, "That's not my dog."
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