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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
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What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie-talkie.
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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
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I've saved your SVM stories and often go back to read them --I'm sure your audience would love to see a revival of your writing if you so desire :-)
ReplyDeleteThank you! I have thought about it, and when I am less busy I plan to go back and repost them. I'm so happy you wrote!
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