Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Jokes of the day ...

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Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.


He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.


He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.


A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces:

 "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."


If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?

An umbrella.



Never give your uncle an anteater.

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