Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code.
What runs but never walks?
Where does success come before work?
In the dictionary.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars!
What's the biggest room in the world?
The room for improvement.
"A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded."
— Lemony Snicket (Horseradish)