Sunday, March 19, 2017

Jokes of the Day ...

The decimal said to the whole number, “We're good for each other.”
The number replied, “You have a point.”
How do you make time fly?
Throw a clock out the window.
"My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid."
— Joan Bauer (Rules of the Road)
If you ever drop your keys into a pool of lava, forget about them, cuz man, they're gone
- Jack Handey

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