What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
What do you give a sick horse?
Why do cowboys ride horses?
Because they're too heavy to carry!
What did the horse say when it fell?
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"