Monday, March 20, 2017

Jokes and thoughts of the day ...

( ^_^) - Bank Teller
I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
I said "May I have large bills, please".
She looked at me and said
"I'm sorry, Ma'am, all the bills are the same size."
Sally is so poor at geometry; She thinks a polygon is a missing parrot!
What did the acorn say when he grew up?
Geometry. (Gee, I'm a tree.)

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.
"I like libraries. It makes me feel comfortable and secure to have walls of words, beautiful and wise, all around me. I always feel better when I can see that there is something to hold back the shadows."
— Roger Zelazny
If you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra


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