Monday, March 13, 2017

Joke of the Day ....

Poor people have it, rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
A. Nothing
Q. Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
A. A shadow
Q. What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Smiles, because there is a mile between the two s's.
Everyone can catch it but no one can hold it for very long, what is it?
Your breath.

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