Monday, March 13, 2017

Joke of the Day ....

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Poor people have it, rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
A. Nothing
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Q. Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
A. A shadow
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Q. What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Smiles, because there is a mile between the two s's.
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Everyone can catch it but no one can hold it for very long, what is it?
Your breath.
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